Haiku Honeys

made no sense to me
why you want to sell me drugs
he said, Spam I am!

you are not welcome
hope my filter makes you bleed
put spam in the can

everyday you come
subject line gives you away
no more Spam I am

or how about this version:

It said, Spam I am!
Would you could you with a ham?
buy me in a tree?

I would not could not
with a ham or in a tree
Spam, just let me be!

But would you could you
in a house or on a boat?
Buy me with a goat.

Spam I am, I say
I don't want your shit today
Take your crap away!!